The Truth comes out AFTER you buy the product

Unfortunately, the truth is slyly hidden in the mile long sales pitch that gets you salivating all the way to the bottom where it shows all the pretty pictures of the credit cards and payment methods that are accepted. That little piece of plastic is all that separates you from the dream life you always wanted.

You read like there's no tomorrow, you actually implement some of the suggestions, you whip out the credit card on another thing that's needed for the system to work properly, and then you do it again and again. Your conscience is starting to kick you in the neck, because it wasn't aware that you'd have to buy more things - it very naively thought that just that one purchase would be all. So $77 turns to $150, and $150 turns to $300 of money spent. Meanwhile, you are seeing no profits. You start to breath hard. You look for that money back guarantee. Then Jonny comes to the rescue with a timely placed heading entitle "Don't Quit or I'll Eat You" which really means "Ok, I wasn't completely straight up with you in the sales pitch, but would you have bought the product if I was? Here's the real deal - for most people, most of this stuff won't work your first try, or your second or third try, or ever. But I promise you, if you pleeeeez just keep trying and trying and trying (and not ask for your money back), I swear on everything that is holy - you're bound to make money doing something I show you - try it again, and again, and again. Try it for at least 61 days, please." Why? Because by then you won't qualify for the 60 day money back guarantee.

Ok, Jonny, I'll keep trying, but that 60th day is marked on my calendar, and my friend Google is going to remind me a week before, and everyday before the final date, that it's time to start seeing a profit - if not, quickly get your money back. But don't worry, the Internet Marketing industry is far from needing a government bailout. I'm sure I'll help keep the industry alive by spending it on another guru's product. So, all you gurus out there - get your ads to me ready, because I'm just a big sucker being handed to you on a silver platter. But your shit better work.